Wednesday, November 22, 2017

The Birds (1963)

This article looks at a classic chiller that's one of the few films that can even remotely be called a Thanksgiving movie.

Unlike Halloween and Christmas, there really aren’t many movies which revolve around Thanksgiving. Sure, we have the classic comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles as well as (of course) A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and Garfield’s Thanksgiving. But overall, the holiday doesn’t exactly get the same cinematic love as those other two holidays.

The closest thing I’ve seen to a Thanksgiving film in recent years is Eli Roth’s charming makeshift trailer for the never-made slasher film Thanksgiving, which was itself merely a nice gag, as it was part of the the Tarantino-Rodriguez collaboration Grindhouse (which is sad, because if that production’s first makeshift trailer Machete can actually be made into a full-fledged movie, why can’t Thanksgiving?).

Hence, one of the few films I can think of that can come even a tenth of the way to be placed in the same category as the holiday is Alfred Hitchcock’s classic shocker The Birds. The movie was based on a story of the same name by Daphne du Maurier, who also penned the novel Rebecca, which Hitchcock had previously made into a classic movie in 1940.

The story begins with San Francisco socialite Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren) going to the local pet store (where Hitchcock makes his customary cameo, walking out with a pair of dogs), and encountering a lawyer named Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor). He requests a pair of lovebirds to give to his sister Cathy (Veronica Cartwright) for her upcoming birthday. But Mitch also recognizes Melanie from when he previously saw her in court for pulling one of many pranks she’s known for (I guess that means she’s tight with the Kardashians). Melanie is pissed off when Mitch comes clean after pretending not to know her. The two engage in banter that, even then, made people suspect that romance was in their future. When Mitch departs, Melanie manages to get his license plate number, and a short time later, she delivers a pair of lovebirds with a note to his apartment door.

But Mitch’s neighbor sees this, and informs Melanie that Mitch is spending the weekend in Bodega Bay. Obviously not wanting to have to feed the birds over the course of a weekend (how sweet), Melanie makes the long drive to his location. Melanie rents a boat, since the home where Cathy and the widowed Brenner matriarch Lydia (Jessica Tandy) live is across a river, and she learns Cathy’s name from the local schoolteacher Annie Hayworth (Suzanne Pleshette) before heading over and sneaking into the house to make the special delivery. Mitch sees the birds, and with binoculars, happily spots Melanie as she attempts to return to the other side of the river.

He drives to the other side to meet up with her. But just as Melanie’s about to reach the shore, a seagull smacks her on the side of the head. Both of them are obviously startled, but as Mitch patches Melanie up in the local diner, they engage in more not-love banter before Melanie meets Lydia and is subsequently invited to dinner by Mitch.

That night, Melanie meets Cathy, who warmly thanks her for the lovebirds. Dinner goes by pleasantly, although Lydia asks Mitch about Melanie in private, as she’s also aware of her prank-pulling antics, which apparently include an incident in which Melanie supposedly romped naked in a fountain in Venice (not exactly a nice way to meet the parents). Cathy pretty much begs Melanie to come to her birthday party, which is the next day, but Melanie politely declines, saying she has to return to San Francisco. Not surprisingly, the evening ends with Melanie and Mitch bantering more before she drives off to Annie’s place, where she managed to rent the room from Annie.

Over drinks, Annie informs Melanie that she and Mitch were once involved, but Lydia’s domineering personality and fear of being alone kept things from going very far. Despite that, Annie later moved to Bodega Bay to be near Mitch, and she and Lydia actually became friends since that time. Mitch telephones and asks Melanie to Cathy’s party, and with Annie’s encouragement, she agrees. The ladies are then interrupted by a loud thud at the front door. They open it to see a dead gull that simply flew into it. Annie thinks that the gull lost its way in the dark, until Melanie points out that there’s plenty of light thanks to the moon.

Lydia and Annie both watch Melanie and Mitch getting better acquainted at the party the next day. At that moment, numerous seagulls start attacking everyone. After getting the children inside the house, Mitch tells Melanie not to drive back to San Francisco for now. Later, sparrows manage to get into the Brenner home via the chimney. Melanie and the Brenners survive the attack and later describe what happened to the police, who are skeptical that birds would deliberately assault humans.

But this sense of concern continues to grow the next day as Lydia goes to a friend’s house, only to find the friend in question pecked to death by birds, complete with his eyes poked out and smashed glass, furniture, and bird corpses everywhere. Lydia silently flees back to her home in terror and is soon comforted by Melanie. This happens right after Melanie kisses Mitch (whoa! Didn’t see that coming), and tells him to be safe as he goes to the wrecked house. Melanie and Lydia begin to open up to each other a little, and Lydia thanks her for giving her a shoulder before asking her to look in on Annie, who’s at school.

While Melanie waits in the front yard of the school for Annie to be available, she’s unaware that crows are slowly but surely gathering behind her on the school’s jungle gym. Her eyes widen in terror when she sees the mass of birds and she goes into the school to inform Annie. The latter tells the children that they’re going to have a fire drill, and to run home when she tells them to.

Sure enough, once the children begin barrel-assing it, the birds go apeshit and begin attacking. Melanie, Cathy, and one of her friends eventually take shelter in an abandoned car.

Later at the diner, Melanie is telling her dad (who runs a newspaper) on the phone about the bird attacks. When Melanie confesses that she doesn’t know the difference between blackbirds and crows, a bird expert (Ethel Griffies) proceeds to give her and us an earful about said differences and all about the world’s bird population. Several of the other diner patrons begin describing their recent encounters with birds as well. The expert dismisses the stories as flukes, saying that birds of different species don’t flock together, and that the world would be screwed if they did.

Mitch shows up and begins planning a way to counter the attacks. When more birds arrive to cause trouble, he goes outside to assist, telling Melanie to say inside. She and the other patrons see the beginning of an attack, which leads to gasoline being spilled and making its way to a car, just as its driver gets out of it and begins to light a cigar. Not surprisingly, this causes an explosion which brings on more gulls. As people fight both the fire and the birds, Melanie locks herself in a phone booth before Mitch pulls her out. When they re-enter the restaurant, the other patrons give her accusing stares as the attacks coincided with her arrival. A woman (Doreen Lang) with two children shouts that Melanie is evil, before the latter thankfully gives her a hard slap on the face.

Melanie and Mitch go to Annie’s to pick up Cathy, only to find Annie dead outside. A tearful Cathy explains that they went outside to investigate the explosion and Annie hurried her back inside before birds overtook her.

The Brenners and Melanie begin boarding up the Brenner home as the radio reports of further bird attacks. Eventually, the home is attacked, and Mitch, after calming a frantic Lydia, uses every bit of furniture he can to barricade the doors and windows, while also keeping the fireplace going. The attack eventually leads to the power going out, leaving our group no choice but to wait it out as long as they can in the living room.

As the Brenners sleep, Melanie hears a noise from upstairs. She goes up and opens the door to Cathy’s room, only to see that birds have broken through the roof. She’s quickly trapped in the room as the birds viciously attack her before Mitch manages to pull her out. The Brenners patch Melanie up as best they can, but realize that she needs to get to a hospital.

But getting to one won’t be easy, because the Brenner home is now surrounded by birds. Mitch quietly manages to get to the garage and get Melanie’s car to the front door. He and Lydia bring the almost catatonic Melanie to the car while Cathy brings her lovebirds. The movie ends with our heroes slowly driving away as the birds remain perched all around.

I’ve heard some complain that the non-bird scenes in this film are a waste of time, but I didn’t mind them, because they don’t distract from the sense of tension this movie builds once Melanie is attacked by that first seagull.

This was Hitchcock’s follow-up to his classic Psycho, and, like that film, it always manages to make everyone’s list of favorite horror movies. The staging of the attack scenes, as well as the anticipation in between attacks was clearly influential, as can be seen in later classics such as Night of the Living Dead and Jurassic Park. The fact that, unlike those films, the entire bird attack is never explained only adds to the movie’s intensity.

Hitchcock would follow this film with the underrated Marnie, which reunited him with Hedren. Alas, their differences would make their second film together also their last, with Hedren stating that Hitchcock blackballed her out of the industry afterward. Happily, she since has had the pleasure of seeing both her daughter, Melanie Griffith, and her granddaughter, Dakota Johnson, become stars.

I guess another reason I often think of this film as a Thanksgiving film is because of its trailer, which has Hitchcock hilariously discussing birds and their relationship with humanity, while eating turkey and showing off a hat with a feather in it. This film didn’t stop me from eating turkey, but it’s still is a nerve-jolting thrill ride.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Here I take a look at probably the most overrated thriller ever made.

The recent backlash which began with allegations against notorious producer Harvey Weinstein is causing ripples throughout Hollywood, to say the least. This backlash has now affected once-respected thespians such as Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman. While obviously a coincidence, I can’t help but note that this expanding drama coincides with the 30th anniversary of the thriller Fatal Attraction. I’ll go into more detail shortly, but to be blunt, this may be the most overrated thriller ever made.

The movie, directed by Adrian Lyne, who previously had success with the films Flashdance and 9 1/2 Weeks, was written by James Dearden and was based on Dearden’s short film Diversion.

The film begins with New York lawyer Dan Gallagher (Michael Douglas), who one day at work meets editor Alex Forrest (Glenn Close). They chat and decide to meet up for dinner one weekend while Dan’s wife Beth (Anne Archer) and their daughter Ellen (Ellen Hamilton Latzen) are visiting Beth’s parents.

One thing leads to another and Dan and Alex end up sleeping together that weekend, while also sharing their love for the opera Madame Butterfly. When that weekend is over, Dan’s insistence that he must return to his wife and daughter lead to Alex insisting on seeing him some more. Dan acquiesces and spends another evening with Alex, but when he again tells her that this can’t be a permanent relationship, she cuts her wrists. After frantically bandaging them and making sure Alex is fine, Dan leaves and presumably forgets the multiple nights he spent with her.

But wouldn’t you know it, Alex soon pops up to see Dan in numerous places. She calls him, even when he’s discussing business with his boss Arthur (Fred Gwynne). At one point, Alex even invites him to a performance of Madame Butterfly, but Dan refuses. She then persistently calls Dan at his home after he instructs his secretary to block her calls. This, naturally, prompts Dan to change his home phone number as well.

Eventually, Alex confronts Dan at a subway station and tells him that she’s pregnant. She even gives Dan the phone number of the doctor who can confirm this news. Dan tells her that he’s willing to pay for an abortion, but Alex says she plans to keep the baby. Dan reveals this news to his pal Jimmy (Stuart Pankin). He also reveals to Jimmy his fear of losing his family over this (gee, you think Dan would have taken something like that into consideration before now).

Despite knowing that he’s going to be a father again, Dan insists on shutting Alex out of his life. This may be why he’s shocked when he returns home one day to find Beth and Alex chatting it up. The couple’s apartment is for sale, and Alex shows up claiming to be interested in buying it.

Afterward, Dan confronts Alex in her apartment. She understandably tells Dan that she wants him to take some responsibility, because she’s carrying his child. We then hear her now-famous line, “I’m not going to be ignored.” However, Dan simply tells Alex that having the child is her choice, and that she should just stay out of his life. When Alex threatens to tell Beth about their affair, Dan pushes her against the wall and threatens to kill her if she does.

However, this doesn’t stop Alex from sending Dan a tape recording of herself cursing him for abandoning her and their unborn child. On top of that, Alex somehow manages pour acid onto Dan’s car. Dan listens to the tape as he makes his way to his new home in Bedford. Unbeknownst to him, Alex is following him. He continues listening once he gets home on headphones until Beth startles him. Alex spies on them and is sickened by the sight of the happy family.

In desperation, Dan goes to the police and asks for a restraining order under the guise of acting on behalf of an anonymous client. But the officer Dan speaks with naturally claims that they can’t go after someone without reason, and even says that “Dan’s client” must deal with the consequences of what he’s done.

Not long afterward, the Gallaghers return home and Beth shrieks in terror at the sight of Ellen’s pet rabbit in a pot of boiling water, while Ellen herself cries her eyes out because said rabbit is not in its house. After Ellen calms down, Dan privately tells Beth about his affair with Alex, and the child Alex is now carrying. Beth understandably is upset, as is Ellen, who’s awakened by her mother’s anguished cries.

Dan calls Alex and tells her that Beth knows everything. In the film’s best moment, Beth drives this point home by telling Alex point blank that she’ll kill her if she comes near her family again.

Shortly afterward, Beth goes to Ellen’s school to pick her up, only to learn that someone else already picked her up (and for some reason, nobody knows who this someone else is). As Beth frantically drives through town looking for her daughter, Alex is treating Ellen to a day at an amusement park before taking her home. Beth’s panic leads to her getting in a car accident and subsequently ending up in the hospital.

After hearing that Beth will recover, a pissed-off Dan goes to Alex’s place and attempts to kill her. He stops short of actually killing her, leaving a knife on her kitchen counter. Dan goes to the cops again and this time they agree to look for her. And anyone who’s seen enough of these types of films knows how successful that’s going to be.

Sure enough, Dan and Beth, who have apparently reconciled, are at home. Dan is in the kitchen making tea while Beth is upstairs getting ready for a bath. Beth wipes condensation off her bathroom mirror and sees Alex behind her (of course). Still holding her knife, Alex begins rambling while cutting the side of her leg (ouch) before attacking Beth. Dan hears the fight and races upstairs and attempts to drown Alex. He briefly thinks he succeeds, but then in true slasher movie style, Alex pops up before Beth shoots her with Dan’s gun.

Naturally, it’s only at this point that the cops show up. After the Gallaghers give them a statement, the film ends with (I kid you not), Dan and Beth happily walking back to their living room with the camera focusing on a family portrait of them.

First of all, the film itself is well acted. 1987 proved to be Michael Douglas’s year, not only because of this movie, but also with his performance in Wall Street, a film based loosely on Oliver Stone’s father’s career in stockbroking. At that point, Douglas was known for playing more heroic roles in such films as The China Syndrome and Romancing the Stone. But his performance as the ruthless Gordon Gekko came to personify the essence of the 1980s according to many, and Douglas deservedly won an Oscar for his performance. Likewise, Glenn Close has continued her illustrious career which includes three Emmy Awards for her TV work. Sadly, Anne Archer’s only notable role since Fatal Attraction was as Harrison Ford’s wife in Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger.

I appreciate the fact that this movie’s plot is set into motion because of a stupid move on the protagonist’s part. The flaw with Fatal Attraction, though, is that it asks the audience to continue to side with Dan regardless. Like Harvey Weinstein, Dan is someone who fully expects to have his cake and eat it too.

To be clear, I don’t approve of Alex killing Ellen’s rabbit, kidnapping Ellen (if only for a brief time), or attempting to kill Beth. But the movie itself never really gives us reason to side with Dan. Indeed, the fact that upon hearing Alex is pregnant, he quickly offers to pay for an abortion, gives one pause. I’ve heard some theorize that Beth probably still divorced Dan after the dust settled. But this raises the question of why the film’s final shot is of a family portrait of Dan, Beth, and Ellen, symbolizing that they’re still together.

The movie’s original ending was more subtle. In that version, Alex actually kills herself after Dan bursts into her apartment. She gets revenge on him by making it seem like Dan killed her, which leads to his arrest the next day. Some have said that this would have been a more interesting ending, and I might agree with that were it not for the fact that this ending concludes with Beth finding Alex’s tape, and hearing that she threatens to commit suicide. Hence, Dan gets off the hook in this ending as well.

Test audiences (and reportedly Douglas himself) found that ending less than thrilling, which is why the finished film now has a more slasher-style climax.

If you’re going to make a film about someone who betrays their spouse and has it blow up in their face, at least take adequate time to go into why someone might do that. Throughout this film and even its own press materials, Dan is described as being happily married. Hence, I can’t help but scratch my head at why he would sleep with Alex as quickly as he does. Once that happens, though, the movie goes to great pains to paint Alex as simply a vicious movie monster and nothing more.

Many have claimed that Fatal Attraction was a take on Clint Eastwood’s masterful directorial debut Play Misty for Me. While there are certainly similarities (wrist slitting is seen in both, for instance), there are some differences that I feel make Misty superior. For one thing, Clint’s character, Dave Garver, is single. Yes, he attempts to get back together with an on-again/off-again girlfriend (played by Donna Mills), but that film still gives us reason to side with him and pray he’ll get out of the situation involving his lover-turned-stalker (Jessica Walter). In addition, Misty actually acknowledges Dave’s culpability in the situation he finds himself caught in.

In conclusion, Fatal Attraction certainly gave people something to talk about. It even led to trashy copycats such as Poison Ivy and Swimfan. But while it’s never boring, it is clichéd once you really look at it. That’s a shame because, given the subject matter, this is a film that could’ve been both thrilling and thought provoking.

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