Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)

This review is of a film that, like Hollow Man, has cool SFX, but just doesn't hold a candle to The Invisible Man (1933).

If any actor can be considered as having fallen from grace over the decades, it’s Chevy Chase. He became an instant star thanks to his work on the first two seasons of Saturday Night Live. His success, not surprisingly, prompted him to leave the TV show that made him famous and try for a career on the big screen. Unlike David Caruso, however, this move proved successful for a time. During the late ‘70s and into the ’80s, Chase had success with films like Fletch, Three Amigos, and National Lampoon’s Vacation series.

It was also during this time that Chase began developing a reputation as being basically a mean prick. As this is Hollywood, however, it doesn’t matter if you treat others like shit so long as the work you put out is successful. But as with Chase’s fellow SNL alum Mike Myers, once you start making crappy movies, audiences are more inclined to take notice of what you do when the cameras aren’t rolling, and are subsequently more inclined to tell you to piss off.

This is what happened with Chase as the ’90s got underway. The first inkling that he wasn’t funny anymore came with the abysmal comedy Nothing But Trouble, which was basically The Addams Family without laughs and also needlessly disgusting. In fairness, though, the blame for that bomb can be squarely placed more on Chase’s co-star, fellow SNL vet Dan Aykroyd, who also directed the picture.

But in between that film and Chase’s infamous bombing as a talk show host with The Chevy Chase Show, Chevy attempted to change his image as a comedic leading man with Memoirs of an Invisible Man.

The film begins in a deserted office with a video camera focused on an empty desk. We suddenly see a chair moving around. We hear Chase’s voice introducing himself as Nick Halloway, and telling us that he’s invisible. He proves this by waving things around, as well as chewing some gum and spitting it out (is this a visual metaphor for Chase’s own career?).

Nick explains that time is of the essence and he’s making this recording because he could be dead soon. He begins his story with the start of one of his usual days as a stock analyst. As if often the case with characters that Chase plays, he’s a bullshitter, and in this case, it actually amuses his secretary Cathy (Rosalind Chao, before she appeared as Keiko O’Brien on Star Trek).

He next goes to his favorite bar, the Academy Club, which Nick describes as a place where guys like him “eat roast beef and hire the occasional whore to discuss how much they stole that day”. So, Donald Trump’s kind of place?

Thankfully, we don’t see any of that going on, as Nick meets up with his pal George Talbot (Michael McKean). They shoot the breeze before George introduces Nick to his friend Alice Monroe (Daryl Hannah), who’s a documentary producer.

Not surprisingly, these two fall in love at first sight, and are quickly making out in the ladies room. Alice tells Nick that she has to leave, but promises to have lunch with him later in the week. Via his narration, Nick states that Alice was indirectly responsible for what happened afterward, because the fact he had the hots for her led to him getting drunker than hell and having a hangover the next day.

The following day also requires Nick to attend a meeting at a place called Magnascopic Laboratories. During a seminar hosted by Dr. Bernard Wachs (Jim Norton), Nick’s hangover (or Wachs’s boring presentation, take your pick) gets the better of him and he decides to go off to a sauna for a nap. Yes, there’s a sauna here. I mean, Picard’s Enterprise having a bar is one thing, but an office building with a sauna is pushing it, to say the least.

Nick asks a technician where the sauna is, and after Nick leaves, the technician spills some coffee on his computer keyboard. This causes his console to blow up, along with all the other computers in the office. Anyone who’s ever used a keyboard will certainly tell you that, while one should avoid spilling liquids on it, there’s no chance in hell that it’ll go up in flames like this. I guess the computers in this lab with a sauna just don’t like Folger’s.

While everything’s blowing itself to hell, Nick relaxes in the sauna. This is why he apparently doesn’t get word to evacuate the building with everyone else. Soon, the building itself appears to disintegrate, although there’s no debris to be found in the area.

Word of this mishap reaches CIA agent David Jenkins (Sam Neill), just as he’s dicking around with a government official (Sam Anderson) who’s grilling him about his mysterious dealings which have left a number of people dead.

As Jenkins and his boss Warren Singleton (Stephen Tobolowsky) study the remains of the partly-visible building, Nick narrates how disorienting it was when he regained consciousness. A technician taking pictures sees hats and the like being used by the now invisible Nick. Nick realizes there are people outside and pounds on the invisible windows for help before running into something and knocking himself out.

The CIA guys prove they’re good at their jobs as when we next see them, they’re carrying Nick on a stretcher. So they managed to climb lord knows how many invisible stairs in order to reach an invisible man, and then climb back down in order to put him on a stretcher? Granted, we later see these guys using special goggles to see Nick and they could’ve used those, but this is presented in such a nonchalant manner that one wonders if this is the first time they’ve encountered an invisible subject.

Perhaps this is the case, as one of the agents offhandedly remarks that Nick will be in a lab with “tubes up his ass for years.” This, naturally, startles Nick awake and he jumps off the stretcher and basically starts asking Jenkins WTF? Jenkins assures him that things will be okay, but Nick isn’t convinced, and after an agent briefly gets a hold of him, he makes a break for it.

Returning to his apartment (after knocking out a drunk to get a cab), Nick attempts to figure out what he can and should do next, while Jenkins convinces Singleton to not let their superiors know about Nick.

The next morning, Cathy calls him asking him why he’s not at work. Nick replies that he’s sick and tells her to reschedule any appointments. But Alice wasn’t on that list, and she calls Cathy later, which is how Jenkins gets her name, because his men have already bugged Nick’s work phone.

Jenkins himself calls Nick to again ask him to come in peacefully. Nick, putting his invisible suit back on, bolts as he hears Jenkins’s men outside.

Nick is able to briefly rest at the Academy Club and even has a groan-worthy nightmare about Jenkins smirking at the hole between Nick’s legs just as he’s about to make out with Alice.

Nick then locates Wachs at a park and reveals his condition, asking for help to reverse it. Wachs tells him that invisibility was not part of their research, but says that Nick should be in a lab so they can study him. Then it turns out Jenkins’s men are nearby, and they knockout Wachs just before Nick escapes.

Jenkins grills Wachs about Nick, and decides to kill him simply because Wachs knows too much. Nick, presumably, discovers this shortly afterward when he infiltrates Jenkins’s office. Jenkins discovers him, however, and once again, tells him how wonderful it would be for them to work together. A brief scuffle ensues before Nick takes off again.

Nick narrates that this is when he decided to wait things out at George’s summer house in San Francisco (which I guess George gave him the key to). Upon arriving, Nick even calls someone to deliver food and charge it to George’s account. Earlier, Jenkins said that, according to Nick’s profile, he doesn’t have any close friends, so I guess the fact that Nick can get into George’s home and knows his account number means that Nick does some hacking on the side.

As the days go by, Nick makes himself at home, even greeting the fishermen while taking morning jogs. The fishing here must be awesome if these guys don’t notice empty clothing jogging down the beach.

Alas, Nick is startled by the arrival of George one day (after all, this home belongs to George, so why the hell would he ever show up, right?). George, his wife Ellen (Patricia Heaton), Alice, and their friend Richard (Gregory Paul Martin) step inside, and they soon realize that someone’s been in their home. George even finds his discarded clothes on the floor, which Nick had just worn, with the invisible and naked Nick standing beside them. They also see the food that Nick ordered, and upon seeing the kind of booze that’s now in the fridge, George deduces that Nick is the one responsible.

George, Ellen, and Richard spend the evening in the living room poking fun at Nick. We get some “funny” bits of Nick spilling Ellen’s drink on her blouse and pulling down Richard’s pants to get back at them. Alice, taken aback by these words from people she thought were Nick’s friends, goes off to bed. Nick proves he’s not above being a peeping tom by following her. I guess this is meant to be fortunate situation for Alice, because Richard follows her and attempts to get cozy with her before Nick yanks him away.

The next day, Nick calls Alice and tells her to meet him at a nearby house. No, we don’t know whose house this is, which gives further credence to my theory about Nick being an accomplished hacker/burglar. Alice arrives and faints upon seeing Nick take off the bandages he’s wearing to reveal that he’s invisible.

Afterward, Nick fills Alice in and she decides to stay at George’s place to help him out. They decide to go to Mexico in order for Nick to start fresh. The two even have time for a romantic date. But Jenkins soon finds them, after hearing George chatting on the phone with his brother about Nick going to his place.

The couple manages to get to a train, but so does Jenkins and his men. They grab Alice before shooting Nick with a tranquilizer. He falls out of the train into a river below. Nick concludes his narration by stating that he was wrong to bring Alice into the situation. But he also gives Jenkins an ultimatum: release Alice, or he’ll share the tape he just made with the world.

Singleton, who somehow got a copy of the tape as well, is pissed off, but Jenkins agrees to the exchange, after chatting with Nick who reveals himself at a phone booth clothed in a trench coat and bandages on his face. Jenkins then pushes Alice into a cab as she shouts to Nick that she loves him.

After the cab drives off, Nick attempts to make a break for it, but Jenkins stops him, giving him a solid punch to the stomach as revenge for their earlier scuffle. But the groan Jenkins hears prompts him to take off Nick’s bandages to reveal George.

As it turns out, Nick is actually driving the cab with Alice. They embrace as he explains that he just told George he needed a favor. I guess we don’t have to worry about Jenkins killing George, since the movie doesn’t.

They’re soon being chased by Jenkins again. They escape the cab, with Nick retreating into a building still under construction. Jenkins follows him as their chase leads to them getting covered in concrete dust. Soon, Nick appears to place himself on the edge of the building and threatens to kill himself. Jenkins grabs the outline of his jacket to stop him, but, as it turns out, Nick had just taken off his dust-covered jacket to trick Jenkins, who falls to his death.

After Singleton tells Alice not to discuss what happened, she and Nick clandestinely reunite. The film ends with our lovebirds in Switzerland, expecting a baby, while Nick spends his days skiing (and presumably hacking).

I previously reviewed another invisible man film, Hollow Man. That movie made it clear from the start that it wanted to be a shocker. Its main flaw was that it resorted to too many horror clichés, and as a result was more stupid than scary.

However, this film, despite cool FX and a great supporting cast, is a case of too many cooks in the kitchen. As I stated earlier, Chase wanted to play up the dramatic elements in this film. This is why he removed the movie’s original director, Ivan Reitman, who was known for directing such comedy classics as Stripes and Ghostbusters. Replacing Reitman was John Carpenter, known for directing such non-comedy classics as Halloween and The Thing. This may have seemed ideal, were it not for the fact that Carpenter came on-board hoping to highlight the comedy aspects.

As a result, this movie suffers because it doesn’t quite know if it wants to be a straight thriller or a straight comedy. The sad part is that it falls short of being either one, as the laughs are few and far between and we’re never truly drawn into Nick’s plight.

And whatever did happen to George, anyway?

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Pleasantville (1998)

This review looks at a film that turns 20 this year.

This year is the 20th anniversary of Gary Ross’s 1998 fantasy/comedy/drama Pleasantville, so what better time to revisit this classic film?

Our story begins with shy teenager David (Tobey Maguire) and what seems to be his awkward attempt to ask a girl out. We later realize that the girl in question is looking at another guy and this is David’s attempt at asking her out.

The school year is drawing to a close for both David and his twin sister Jennifer (Reese Witherspoon), which is why we next see a montage of various teachers from their high school basically telling the student body that there’s no chance in hell that great things are in store for them. Given that, it may be understandable why David finds solace in things such as television.

At the same time, the much more social Jennifer manages to get a date with a guy she’s pining for. Her mom is out of town, so they’re set to meet at Jennifer’s house. Of course, this is on the same night that David plans to spend time there watching a marathon of the Leave It to Beaver-esque sitcom Pleasantville. The astonishing part here is that the marathon is part of a trivia contest which awards the winner $1,000. Too bad there aren’t more marathons like these, as they may give shows that were given the axe too soon a chance to find more of an audience.

The two siblings fight over the remote, as Jennifer plans to watch a concert on MTV with her date. Naturally, this little scuffle results in the remote breaking with, apparently, no way to turn the damn set on manually (which is as dumb as the nitroglycerin bomb that can’t be turned off in Hollow Man).

But wouldn’t you know it, a TV repairman (Don Knotts) shows up at the door at that very moment. Although startled, the siblings welcome his help. The repairman’s ears perk up when David reveals his plans to watch the Pleasantville marathon. He asks David a few trivia questions about the show, and is happy when David answers them correctly.

The repairman takes out a bizarre-looking remote and says that it’ll “put you right in the show”. After departing, David turns the marathon on, which (what a surprise!) prompts Jennifer to try to wrestle the remote from him. At the same time, the two Pleasantville siblings Bud (Kevin Connors) and Mary Sue (Natalie Ramsey) Parker are seen fighting over a radio.

David and Jennifer are then sucked into the TV and take their places in the Parker living room, now in black and white and wearing the same clothes. The Parker patriarch George (William H. Macy) walks by, telling them to hurry up or they’ll be late for school.

The repairman addresses David and Jennifer via the Parkers’ TV and tells them that they are indeed in Pleasantville. He commends David on his knowledge of the show, saying that most people only know info about the show’s early years (which could actually be said for a number of long-running shows, when you think about it).

Jennifer is naturally pissed off because she still has that date, and the repairman doesn’t improve her mood when he shows her said date walking away from her house and calling her a bitch when nobody answers the door.

David begins imploring the repairman to send them back, but he darts off thinking David is being ungrateful. He adds that he’ll get back to them in a couple of weeks.

The twins are called to breakfast by Bud and Mary Sue’s mom Betty (Joan Allen), and she has a mountain of pancakes ready for them. Jennifer’s claims that she’s not hungry are met with laughter by her “parents”.

As they walk to school, David is astonished and Jennifer is disgusted by the wholesomeness that now surrounds them. He implores her to just play along until the repairman returns. Her mood lightens when she sees Skip Martin (Paul Walker), the captain of the school’s basketball team, the Pleasantville Lions.

At school, David quickly fills Jennifer in on the girls that Mary Sue hangs out with. In geography class, everyone gives Jennifer a WTF? look when she asks what’s outside of Pleasantville.

David is seen practicing basketball, with everyone, including him, always getting the ball into the basket. Skip asks David if he can ask his sister out. David recognizes this as a plot point from an episode and politely tells Skip that this is a bad idea. Skip is heartbroken, which causes him to actually miss the basket when he tosses up his ball in anguish. The coach and the other players also give a WTF? look as the coach tells them to stay clear of the ball, as if it were a live wire.

This leads David into begging Jennifer to go out with Skip so as not to really fuck things up, including their chances of getting home. Jennifer is skeptical though, and informs her brother that the books in the library are all blank, and that the firemen earn their checks by just getting cats out of trees, because nothing burns in this town. On top of this, Mary Sue’s friends come to her all giggly at the prospect of her dating Skip.

Jennifer dresses for her date, while David goes to Bud’s job at the soda shop. He apologizes for his tardiness to his boss Bill (Jeff Daniels), who says that he just kept wiping the counter when Bud didn’t arrive on time to cook the french fries and what-not.

Among the customers that begin to arrive are Skip and Jennifer. She annoys David by ordering “a salad with Evian water.”

Jennifer goes to the bathroom, but alas, this place has no toilets either (I trust her breakfast went down easily then). Mary Sue’s girlfriends burst in asking how things are going, with one of them thinking Skip will take her to Lover’s Lane. This leads to Jennifer basically dragging Skip out of the shop so he can take her there. David goes apeshit and flings himself over the counter begging Jennifer not to do what he knows she’s going to do.

Sure enough, at Lover’s Lane, Jennifer wastes no time getting into Skip’s pants.

David rushes home, but his “dad” George tells him that Mary Sue is getting older and she wouldn’t do anything rash (cue sitcom laughter). David/Bud’s boss Bill later arrives, saying that David’s early departure from work prompted him to do all the closing duties himself. David also notices that Bill and his “mom” Betty are making eyes at each other.

Jennifer returns, with David pissed off at her. She promptly tells him to piss off as she goes to bed. But that doesn’t stop him from reading her the riot act the next day, as her dalliance has led to the basketball team now sucking. Also, it seems that flowers and bubble gum are now being colorized. David says that Pleasantville is getting disrupted, but Jennifer says that it needs that kind of change, and even adds that she’s mortified by her brother because of how much he likes the way it was.

Soon, as David keeps searching the TV night after night for the repairman, other people are going through similar changes. Jennifer even gives her “mom” a little info about sex at one point. And Lover’s Lane begins to live up to its name more and more.

Eventually, David becomes smitten with a local girl named Margaret (Marley Shelton). This may explain why, when the repairman does get in touch with him again, David tells him to piss off, even though the repairman insists he can give him a remote that can return things to the way there once were (you’d think Barney Fife would’ve thought this through a bit more before sending two kids to a strange new place against their will).

As the town literally becomes more colorful, some of the townspeople, led by mayor Big Bob (J.T. Walsh) attempt to stop the changes to not just their town, but to their wives and children, who are now becoming more independent.

Indeed, Betty eventually leaves George for Bill, who has himself become disenchanted with working at the soda shop every day, and he becomes an artist. He even paints a nude portrait of Betty on the window of the soda fountain.

Riots eventually erupt as people who are now “colored” are being harassed. A trial soon takes place, with David and Bill’s defense of their actions causing the mayor to no longer be black and white himself.

With everyone now becoming more accustomed to the new look of everything, Jennifer’s newfound love for reading has somehow prompted her to stay in Pleasantville to finish her education. David, on the other hand, decides to return home, although he promises Jennifer, Margaret, and Betty that he’ll return. After bidding all three of them farewell (with Margaret and Betty taking the news that he used a remote to travel into a fictional universe surprisingly well), David returns home. He finds that only an hour has passed since he and Jennifer left, but his mom (Jane Kaczmarek) is in the kitchen crying her eyes out, believing that her life is far from what she thinks it should be. But he assures her that it doesn’t have to be anything specific.

The dramatic turn the film takes is certainly admirable, with the undertones of repression making it unique. The cast is terrific, with Knotts the perfect choice as the repairman who sets the story into motion. Appropriately, the film was dedicated to J.T. Walsh, who died shortly after filming.

This film was praised by critics and quickly developed a cult following, although it didn’t do well upon its initial release. Perhaps this was because the trailer seemed to give off a comedic, satirical vibe much like the following year’s Galaxy Quest, which proved to be a smash at the box office. However, the dramatic turns of Pleasantville likely caught audiences off guard, which may be why it didn’t rake in the cash like other films of 1998, including the great Saving Private Ryan and the headache-inducing Armageddon.

My only question is, what will David tell his mom when she asks about Jennifer? Somehow, I doubt “Mr. Furley gave us this bogus remote that zapped us into the show Pleasantville. One thing led to another and Jennifer decided to stay there” is going to cut it.

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